Sunday, July 08, 2012

CCCXXIX - Proud of a Skill


Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.

 A whale was proud of its skill
To filter the ocean of krill.
It did nothing else at all
Because the things are so small
And took ages for it’s stomach to fill.

A woman was proud of her skill
For maintaining her Venus’ hill.
To assist in the chore,
The perfume was Dior,
But the landscaping came from Brazil.

A fellow was proud of his skill
To give all the women a thrill.
But unbeknownst to him,
When the lights were dim,
A vibrator had a role to fulfill.
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© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery
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6 comments:

  1. I love geography poems about whaling, classical Greek Statues and machinery.
    Signed
    Melbourne Matron

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  2. You make it look so easy and effortless! agh! : )

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  3. Ha-Ha...that's what happins' when the lights go dim.
    humm...like your fellow, I was always proud of my skill...

    PLU from SSF

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  4. LOL! And thanks for joining in, as always with your fun limericks.

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  5. That second had me rolling on the floor! Hilarious!

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  6. the landscaping from Brazil -- ROFL!

    as for the man with dubious skill, tell him a vibrator cannot match the same thrill ...

    just sayin'
    xxx

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