CCCXXVI - Nice Melons

The above picture, or an unfiddled version of it, is from Lola's Loves

A woman with a lovely round pair

Lamented that men would just stare

At her mammary swellin’s

And ignore the sweet melons

She had brought to the Farmer’s Fair.

A woman with a lovely round pair

Would drive the young men to despair

By displaying her clutch

But forbidding them to touch;

A tactic they considered unfair.

A girl who was a hit with the guys,

Had melons of a wonderful size.

“The queue of male friends

Goes on and never ends

But none of them look at my eyes”.

A harlot used melons to tease,

Offering the men a free squeeze.

With their interest ascending

She offered happy endings

But for that she charged higher fees.

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© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery

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